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Fatal Sunrise
The first beams of the dawning day rode out from the horizon, twisting, sprawling, clawing at the blackened sky. The ceiling of the world became a battleground as the blades of light pierced through the doctatoral black, then a canvas for the myriad of colours spawned by this new radiance. As the triumphant dawn regailed across its newly taken ground, a stray beam drew a tear from an innocent eye, more blue than Dian's prize.
It was a lone tear. Solitary. Encompassed in meaning, teeming with emotion and relinquished in defeat; the consequence of the morning's conquest. Victory brings failure, and this failure begat this tear. The owner took no care to wipe it; he had no free had. His arms gripped tightly around his only prize. The fuzzball.
Those bluer-than-blue eyes avoided the sight of the morning rays restoring the radiance to its once golden hair. All radiance had been sucked out, withdrawn for use in the morning's battle. It had been drawn out, scattered and lost. No promethian fl
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VICTORY IS MINE
11:33amCallum
Hey douche
11:34amTiaana-Jane
Heyaaaa!
I'MNOTADOUCHE.
11:34amCallum
YESYOUAREDOUCHE
11:35amTiaana-Jane
Nuuuuuuuuuu, YOU.
11:35amCallum
Yes, YOU are a douche Teej. Well done 8D
11:35amTiaana-Jane
LOL I'M SO CONFUSED
No!
No I'm not a douche!
I am a douche!
Wait, WHAT
NOAAAAAAH
11:36amCallum
AHA!
YOU ADMIT IT!
AHAHAHA!
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wetsuitboy
Callum
New Zealand
Current Residence: In transition
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Pants? I like pants!
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Operating System: Windows XP on Kairi (the slut....)
MP3 player of choice: My awesome touch-screen mp3 died :(
Interests
  • Listening to: Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief
  • Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: A lot of Big Bang Theory lately...
  • Playing: Mass Effect 2 for a second run through
  • Eating: Home-made burgers.
  • Drinking: Coffee. ALL the coffee.
This is going to be a fairly strange, boring and airy rant at first, but, I would greatly appreciate it if everyone who sees this in their notifications could read it and provide feedback. If you are running out of time, skip down to the part that says "Rant over, purpose begins."

In my year 13 year of high school, I picked up two very bad habits. When I first learned to shave back in year 7 (I developed early, ok?), my father taught me to do it with a stick of soap and a shaving brush. And for the next 6 years, that was how I shaved. In year 13, I started a bad habit of sleeping in as long as I could. Alright, it may have started a little bit before then too. I've never been a morning person. But, it wasn't until year 13 that I started my second bad habit; shaving in the shower. My reasoning was that I could save time and therefore sleep longer if I shaved in the shower instead of using the stick and soap like my father had showed me. He disagreed, thinking that my time would be more productive if I stuck with the method he first showed me. But, I stuck to my insights and for the last 3 years I have shaved in the shower.

I recently decided, after a look in the mirror, that this bad habit has had detrimental effects on my skin. I'm not particularly "metro", but, that doesn't mean I want my jawline covered in bloody craters. To that end, I went shopping this afternoon for a brush and a stick of shaving soap, since that was what I learned with. The first supermarket that I visited on the way home had neither brushes nor sticks, only foam in a can as far as the eye could see. A little disappointed, I moved to the next supermarket down the road. To my surprise, I could again find neither. I asked one of the shop assistants, a man who looked in his 30s, if he knew where they would be. It turned out that the brushes were still fairly common, just not stored in the shaving section, which is just a little odd. But, no supermarkets carry bars or sticks of shaving soap anymore. It took two visits to separate chemists to find someone who knew why. Nobody makes them anymore. All suppliers moved to making shaving foam in cans around 5 years ago. The second chemist did have a type of shaving soap in a disc form, but, only because of a local supplier. The big brands just don't make them.

I was, frankly, quite gutted. Shaving isn't a particularly important part of my life; I've grown facial hair a few times before and it's now just something I do in the mornings before work or university life. But, this wasn't about the shaving. I learned how to use a brush and soap stick back when I was only 11. When I was still too young to know the uglier sides of life, before my parent's divorce and before I learned how to be a proper man. It was one of the first manly things that I learned to do and I'm sure there are other men who share that with me. It was one of the few times that my father purposefully took time out of his day just to show me something purely masculine. More than that, using a brush and stick of soap felt like an art. A tradition. It had that old school feel of something that was almost ritualistic. Learning how to handle a razor with skill and patience, how to judge if you had enough foam on the brush, the best motions for spreading the foam onto your face and keeping it there.. It feels skillful. Like a real art to taking care of yourself.

And it felt good. I've used foam in a can before and it never feels as smooth or rewarding. Your face never feels as soft and the foam just gunks up your razorblades. More than that, it's more masculine. I spoke to two men and three women while trying to find the brushes and sticks (hardly a representative sample, I know). Out of the five of them, both of the men knew exactly where the brushes were and that the sticks hadn't been on the shelves in years, two of the women had absolutely no idea what it was I was asking for, and the last woman could find the brush but had no idea about the soap and had to ask a man that worked there. I know this isn't a great test and that women shave too (and over a greater area), but, I think it shows a difference in approach. From where I'm sitting, it seems women tend to shave in the shower, behind closed doors, in private, whereas men do it out in the middle of the bathroom, using any sink they can find, in groups and in barber shops. They shave publicly and with other men.

This got me thinking about what other things have a truly masculine feel to them. What things are a uniquely male experience, or that men experience differently to women.






Rant over, purpose begins.


My 21st birthday is on July 26th of this year. In most countries, I already legally count as an adult, but, at 21, you're no longer underage for anything at all. You become a fully fledged man or woman with full control and no extra barriers.

I want to make a list of the 21 manliest experiences and finish them in the next three months.

This is where you all come in.
I want you guys (and girls to!) to take a minute and think of an ending to the statement;

"You're not a man until you..."

If you're in a particularly generous mood, I want you to share any personal stories of what a manly experience was for you, or what you think is a manly experience. The experiences need not be exclusively masculine either! Some of the things may apply to women as well! (see number 2 on the list below)
At the end of this month I will take the 21 answers that I agree with the most and compile them into a list. I will then complete all of them by my 21st birthday or die trying.

My list so far (with two from my life already);
1 - Shave with a soap stick, brush and bladed razor. Nothing electric, nothing from a can.
2 - Learn to drive a manual car and pull a handbrake turn in it.
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7
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21

If nothing else, I want you to think of the manliest experience in your life and thank the man who made it possible. For guys, who was the man who showed you how to do it? And for girls, who was the man who you saw do it?

Thank you for your time and (hopefully) your contributions.

Friends

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the-fiery-hot-geeg Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
i had a dream about you... you picked me up and swung me around, then headbutted me. it was not nice.
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wetsuitboy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
Well... That's a slightly less weird version of me that shows up in dreams. Last time, I was riding a dolphin in a flood apparently!
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the-fiery-hot-geeg Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
wearing a wetsuit?
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wetsuitboy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
I dont know..
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RussianNiko Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for fave~~ 8D
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Koemi-chan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Do you still do keyblade commissions? if so, how much?
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wetsuitboy Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
Depends;

-Which one? (so I know what to make)
-When by? (so I know how long I have)
-Where do you live? (so I know where to send it)
-How tall are you? (so I can make it to scale)
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Koemi-chan Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
I was going to buy a kingdom key off ebay for next year but i was told you made better quality and cheaper ^^;;
-Kingdom key
-this is just to see how much;; I would probably order 2-3 months before I need.
- NZ
- around 180cm
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wetsuitboy Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
LOL well that would be because I haven't technically done a commission for one before. But, I'm happy to do one. I can only do it around New Year's though, because that's when I'm home from uni.

Sounds all good to me though 8D

Off the top of my head I think it's about $70?? That's at a guess. I will get a closer number when I know. Sorry, it's kinda hard to tell from Dunedin when I live in New Plymouth xDD
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RussianNiko Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
finished your art request (finally) XDD
[link]
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