You Know You're Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts When...
- You make a KeyBlade out of cardboard and run around telling people you are looking for the Keyhole.
- You start thinking of differnt states (S.A.-provinces 4 me), and countries as worlds you have to travel to so you can lock they Keyholes.
- You give your car a wacked body and a spiff paint job and tell people it is a gummi ship.
- When you see Mickey at walt disney land you say " You Highness" (S.A.- Soon 2 b guilty of)
- When you see Goofy and Donald at walk disney land you ask how you three got seperated.
- You have the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack (S.A.- Downloaded it)
- You have a couple Kingdom Hearts videos on your comp (S.A.- GUILTY)
- You have a kingdom Hearts screensaver (S.A.- yea i am guilty on dat 1 2)
- You have a kingdom hearts mousepad (S.A.- i got disney!)
- When you listen to simple and clean over and over (S.A.- i always listen 2 it)
- When you pick up a stick and hold it like Sora, then memorize how he fights and swing the stick just as he does while calling out his terms in battle ( S.A.- I am his partner! i call out my own phrases and i hold my weapon my way!)
- If you ask everyone what world they came from (S.A.- Guilty as charged)
- You try to find outfits that the characters in kingdom Hearts do
- Keep calling your best friend Riku, and expect him to turn to darkness
- You react the fights at the Olyimpus Colosium using the action figures
- When you jump of people's shoulders to reach high places (Just as in the green trinity marks)
- When you taped your favorite cutscenes (S.A.- i downloaded mine)
- When you start calling your bed a "save point" (S.A.- *looks around* it wasn't me *every looks at her like she is lying* Ok ok! so i do!)
- When someone near by takes out their keys and you say "ooooo! Nice key, which world did you get that one in?" (S.A.- I have done that 2 friends and family)
- When you date a boy/girl, but you don't judge them by looks, but by the way their keys look
- When you see Lance Bass on tv you finger him
- You wake up in the middle of the night screaming " shut up Donald.... SHUT UP"
- When you take out a key and start stabbing yourself saying " I'll save you."
- When you walk by someone with white hair... you can't help but be mean (S.A.- not 2 family or friends, others i have been)
- When you change your name to Sora
- When you're standing in your room with the lights out, punching and kicking like crazy, and when you parent's ask you say " I am fighting the shadows" (S.A.- partly guilty)
- Whenever you see someone dressed in all black you mistaken them for a shadow heartless and attack then with your keys (S.A.- i have attacked ppl on da street)
- When you see an Asian you yell at them " It's not fair.... IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!" (bcuz they get all dat extra stuff) (S.A.- yea i have done dat)
- You think shadows are heartless and you try to fight your own shadow (S.A.- not my shadow but others)
- You joined this site (S.A.- I made IT!)
- For Girls: You stick a picture of one of the guys from kingdom hearts in your wallet and when people ask who it is, you say your boyfriend (S.A.- I got pixz of Sora wid me all da time)
- For Guys: You stick a picture of one of the girls from kingdom hearts in your waller and when people ask who it is you say your girlfriend.
- When you print out pictures of the characters and stick them on your wall like posters (S.A.- TOALLY GUILTY)
- You dress your cat up like simba and tell people its your summon.
- You dress your bird up as an Air Heartless, let it loose and tell your parents it is a heartless
- For some odd reason you wish they made plushies of Shadow Heartless
- If you stand 5 feet from a door, hold out your key and wait for the door to unlock
- When you throw a snowball you call " Deep freeze", when you push something off a table you call "Force", ect.
- When you start wearing shoes bigger than your shoe size
- When you think red jumpers are "the in thing"
- When you start humming the opening theme song (S.A.- I knoe it all by heart! i sing it)
- You know shadow sora
- When you make a "Gummi Bear" ship
- When you have a nightmare about camera angles
- When you walk past a white mushroom you yell "What do you want???" (S.A.- Only 1nce)
- You stomp on every purple/black mushroom before it turns invisable
- You teach your pet lizard to sit on your head and spit fireballs
- When you have memorized EVERYTHING in your favorite scenes, and play it back in your head whenever (S.A.- Yea i do that)
- You spend hours watching the secret ending to kingdom hearts trying to figure out what kingom hearts 2 it gonna b like (S.A.- of course!)
- When you make up a new version to the song " The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
" Kingdom Hearts 12 days of Xmas"
On the first day of christmas King Mickey gave to me
a keyblade and a gummi
- When you think you can glide when you jump in the air
- You have nightmares of " Sin Harvest" being said over and over again.
- When you make a scrapbook of Kingdom Hearts and put everything from game reviews to things from this site (S.A.- totally guilty)
- When you see Mickey at disneyland and ask to see his keyblade (hehe funni convo)
" Dude, this took out 2 darksides in one hit"
" What are you talkin about?"
" Where's riku?"
" Leave me alone." (S.A.- hehe soon 2 b guilty)
- You have watched practically every disney movie and theorized which are to be in kingdom hearts 2 (S.A.- Guilty as charged)
- You keep playin kingdom hearts because you don't want it to end (S.A.- it rules! of course! i have 2 new kingdom hearts games goin)
- You sit infront of a store and call to people " You are the one who will open the door, you hold the mightest weapon of all" (S.A.- yea, i have)
- You built a ship to get to other worlds
- You start seeing shadows around your house (S.A.- Mayb...)
- When you jump off a building believeing you can fly
- When you dye your hair silver and walk around with a black cloak and wear a blind fold.
- When riku takes your keyblade and throws the wooden stick to sora and donald and goofy leave you, you get pissed (S.A.- I cried)
- You tell your friends " Sora's Hot" they reply " But he is just a cartoon" you answer " No he's a video game character and he is real!" (S.A- story of my life, dat explains mah msn name)
- You tape a picture of your favorite kingdom hearts character to your wall and you kiss it every night before you go to sleep (S.A.- Yea! no joke of course i do!!! wid sora's pix!)
- When you lend your copy of ingdom hearts to a friend they don't return it, then you threaten to kill.
- You find yourself sing along to " Under the sea" in Atlantica (S.A.- no joke i do)
- You have black posters with white writting on it saying "Got Sora" or " Got Keys" (S.A.- Not yet)
- When you invent your own KeyBlade (S.A.- I didn't invent, i have my own)
- When your room mate is a heartless who you don't like who is always doing its creepy dance
- When you blame Ansem for cheating (S.A.- he does i swear!!)
- When you lay on your lawn at night and recite
" searching for you where ever you are
we play for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend, now i step forward to realize this wish
and who knows maybe starting a new journey won't be so hard, or maybe it has already begun
there are many worlds, but they share one sky, one sky one destiny" (S.A.- I made diz 1 bcuz i have sat around and tried diz) (S.A.- at least 10000 times)
- You have heard donald talk in japanese (S.A.- yea, and wakka sounds funni in jap)
- You fly to japan just to stock The devolpers of kingdom hearts hoping Kingdom Hearts 2 will come out faster. (S.A.- JUST WATCH ME!!!!)
- You believe your rug is a "magic flying carpet" (Created by Sora's Angel)
- You carve in drawings and pictures with a stone in your basement
- You carry around mini keyblades on a keyring (Created by Courage_is_the_Key)
- Whenever you see a large white door you call out " THE DOOR TO THE LIGHT " (S.A-..... sure i haven't... NOT!) ( Created by Courage_is_the_Key)
- You have a hand made Sora plush toy (S.A-..... -_-' yea i do... sorta) (Created by Courage_is_the_Key)
- You play so long that the sun is rising and your still playing for another 5 hours
- I got my butt kicked by Sephiroth
- You have dreams every night about reaching a new world.
- When you teach your boyfriend to talk like Sora, act like Sora, and dress like Sora. Then you take him to a dance.
- You stalk Haley Joel Osment and make him say I love you or something.
- You memorize all the part that Riku says and kiss Riku every time he appears in the game
- You swear you will name your kids Kairi, Sora, and Riku weither a boy or girl!!!!!!
-When you take a school news letter and make it into a keyblade and make one for you freind to play with(very fun says Niomia)(right Asca
Devious Comments
I'M FROM RADIANT GARDEN ACCORDING TO RENO xD
I like to recite the beginning of KHII, and most of the things they say in it xDD Its really sad, but awesomely funny when you say something and it sounds cool and someone asks, "did you make that up??"
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Celebrate ~Cosplay-Day!
Need I say more?
And they do have heartless plushies, I made a bunch for people for new years
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There is no Demyx... only Zuul!
'Thor, God of Thunder, is climbing through my ventilation system'
That's what she said >.>
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